Facts that I don't think could be disputed even by God himself

Fact: The world is 6,000 years old, or so. Anyone who says otherwise is a terrorist.

Fact: Gay people are causing earthquakes and stuff. Is it any surprise that the last major earthquake was 665 days after a gay pride parade in San Fransisco? That's one day less than 666 days, which is Satan's number. God probably just lost count but his message is clear.

Fact: Guns don't kill people, people kill people. Same goes for landmines, nuclear bombs, and rocket launchers. All should be legal to own.